last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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