yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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