You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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