so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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