Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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