Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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