I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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