Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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