i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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