Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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