did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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