We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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