i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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