I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
