what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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