Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
