And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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