There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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