Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
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