true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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