you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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