guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
organizing the empties. That sober.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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