I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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