So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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