pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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