Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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