I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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