Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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