Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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