1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Randomize
