If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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