Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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