susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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