So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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