Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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