It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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