Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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