i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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