After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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