before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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