i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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