She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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