idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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