you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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