I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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