Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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