Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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