I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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