Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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