She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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