I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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