what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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