I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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