after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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