id be glad to
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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