How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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